Fake Money Blog

Has anyone ever used up one of these free pencils that Ikea so readily distributes for hordes of shopping bovines, like myself. The best thing about this pencil is that it is made of wood and not refined from oil. Other than that, it is rubbish or good enough to write down few furniture names.

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Surprisingly, I have no idea how I got this pen. Actually that is not very surprising, I’m sure we are all hoover (or is it dyson nowadays) them in our pockets. This is exactly why these little planet killers were developed, they leech around and poison our minds with their product placement. Finally one day [...]