Comments on: I killed her!

By: Melody

Melody — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 23:51:11 +0000

No see, women walk slow in stiletto heels to keep an ongoing, alluring “slow-mo effect” for all the nearby construction workers..

*whips hair in the breeze..*

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By: Jake Stone

Jake Stone — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 17:39:52 +0000

Have you considered that wearing stilettos could create a vicious circle where you first stab them and then save them and then stab them again. No wonder women walk so slow with stiletto heels.

By: Melody

Melody — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 01:45:35 +0000

But see, that’s why women where open toe heels..we’re already prepared for that–yes we might accidentally stab someone with the stiletto heel in the process, but the point is I would’ve saved her..

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By: Jake Stone

Jake Stone — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 20:51:22 +0000

Well, it works well in Finland, only few times I was in a physically threatening situation. Good remark about Jehovah witnesses, any marketer and especially salesperson should study cult marketing, those are sneaky sons of the God.
You know it is all about nail polish, it lowers the wind resistance coefficient and makes you able to move your pinkies faster than any average man. The thing with pinky toes is that you need to take off your shoes and socks for the nail polish to work.
I think I couldn’t make you buy anything or if I could it would be something you’d buy anyway.

By: Melody

Melody — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 11:25:28 +0000

Luckily you must’ve been in a good neighborhood–that barging in thing doesn’t work everywhere, so be careful…You certainly sound like you’re doing better than the Jehovah witnesses here in Philly..lol

Yeah..I saw that falling back thing randomly happen on tv once, but I don’t know–something scary like that would probably make me start crying LOL..then again, I’m so quick I probably would’ve caught her in mid air with my pinky toe..lol

I like your approach though, I wonder if you could make me buy something with your hypnotism
*twilight zone music*

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