Fake Money Blog

As you can read I’m busy developing my own 3P marketing hypothesis. I suppose my version will not get as wide approval as Kotler’s 4P did, but hey, I only have three and he had four. However, if you are a firm believer of textbook interpretations of real world activities I can ease your pain. My 3P will give your product a free of price promotion with placement on this blog.

HOW CAN I GET MY FREE PROMOTION?
I’m happy you asked that, because I’m just about to come to that point. You can get your promo pen promoted here by mailing it to me. I will then take some lousy photos of it and tell about your company based on the information, which you have so kindly attached with the pen delivery. Furthermore I will make a grand list post of TOP 50 pens in the order of my digging them.

…BUT WAIT!
I know I’m already being too nice to you, but I will still include an extra feature, complete test write with your pen and inclusion to my internationally appreciated and valued promotional pen collection. In this collection, I have promotional pens labelled and stored according industry. Hah, how cool is that? Yeah, don’t answer.