I am a Robin Hood of the links
Friday, April 10, 2009 14:35Linking to any strange person I happen to meet on the East side of town has never been a problem for me. I consider this as a priviledge and I do so because I think myself as a Robin Hood of the online world - I take from the ones with many links and then I give them to the people with few links.
I don't like the text on my left. I think I'm going to shoot it down.
PEOPLE WITH LOADS OF LINKS
Who are these linkrich people? Naturally myself. Why is that? Because I consider having enough links to accomplish what I want to do with this website. As a result I am in a position to give them out to whomever I want to. So you see me linking into some very shady neighbourhoods like this PPC.bz. Or what do you think of a website with the most active commentator named as “i have man boobs“. Definately quality crowd there, I tell you.
HANDGUN INDEX
This idea I came up because of this PPC.bz website. Suddenly it was clear to me that a website with many photos of handguns is not very good. With gun you try to message that you are an aggressive site and you publish on the edge. Fine, this means that the more photos of handguns you have on your website the more utter puke you publish. Drawing the index from this observation is to tap the existance of that particular website, so number of handgun photos divided per years of existance of the website should be way below 1 if you have a quality site.
HANDGUN PHOTOS / DOMAIN AGE = HANDGUN INDEX
Well, this got me thinking…
TITS INDEX
Unless you are running a adult entertainment site, then you can judge your site’s quality with “Tits Index”. This works exactly as the “handgun index”, but instead of handguns it uses bare titties, and for those of you who have no clue about porn in internet, valid tits come in pairs.
SETS OF TITS / DOMAIN AGE = TITS INDEX
Simple, eh?
GRATITUDE 4EVER
Thank you Mr. Barman, I will keep your site in my reader as long as either one of us exits life - now, be careful with those guns.
Melody says:
April 11th, 2009 at 3:10 pm
It’s too early in the morning for me to be laughing this loud..lol You’re like Robin Hood eh? So you wear tights right?
Melody’s last blog post..Winning the AzoogleAds/Playboy T-shirt Design Contest…
Jake Stone says:
April 11th, 2009 at 6:53 pm
Yes I do and they are blue. I like eighties rock
Hey, now that you are highly decorated designer, you should take the road of http://www.loreleiwebdesign.com, which is to use generic wordpress template design with different graphics. As you are an artist, painting suitable images and photoshopping them would also get rid of pesky copyright issues. You’d get loads of backlinks and therefore traffic.
Diana Rupert says:
April 12th, 2009 at 12:10 am
So your my link savior now? I think you are really Robin Hood or Web?
Jake Stone says:
April 12th, 2009 at 1:54 am
Hah, a Robin Hood, not THE Robin Hood. You run such a terribly keyword stuffed blog that you better watch out Mesothelioma Cancer. Person could well get it because of over exposure to keywords.
Even a hobo like me should have some principles and not linking to .info sites could be one of them. You are right about me being a savior, just today I managed to save a cake from burning. Thank god (no capital letters in this context - could also be a typo) for those kitchen mittens.
Oh Diana, I have no problem linking to you.
Melody says:
April 12th, 2009 at 10:57 am
No, you are THE robin hood–man in blue tights..don’t tell us any different..lol
Thanks for the advice, I will certainly look into it..
When were you going to invite me over??? lol…
Now on to some important news–you bake cakes?!
Melody’s last blog post..Winning the AzoogleAds/Playboy T-shirt Design Contest…
Jake Stone says:
April 13th, 2009 at 11:36 pm
I have continuously open invitation for you, drop by anytime. No need to call in advance, just surprise me. Whois knows my address. My cakes (80’s) rock.