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Jonathan Volk and Tyler Cruz are going to duel until there’s nothing more left but skin and bones. Both lads are near obese and they really need to shed buckets of fat so that they can show their white asses on the beach wearing bikini - hmm, man boobs could still come in handy at that situation.

THE LOSER IN THE END

The one to lose this contest will be Jonathan, because he makes more money. Tyler, uncertain of himself, will take this chance seriously to prove that there is some man in him too - a chance of a lifetime to take on a household name in making money online. There is a back door in this contest, 10 lbs is super easy to drop if you happen to have few extra mass. Just feast for two days and limit drinking fluids and that’s it. I think these millionaires want to save their 500 bucks.

SHADOW MAN

A brilliant movie by Stevan Seagal (he is also fat), but also a third contestant. I admired my reflection in a mirror and noticed budding man boobs (I’m really using this word a lot). Quick step on a scale reveals horrid truth 172 lbs! I have to take that down to 160 lbs during the duration of the Cruz vs Volk duel. Until now I’ve had the benefit of imaginary alter ego, but I should probably take some naked photos for you to ogle at (with those budding man boobs and gigantic beer belly). I have to ask about it from my publicist.