Retarded make money crowd
Sunday, June 7, 2009 0:01
Going forward looking back has always worked for historians, however it is really bad way to run a business.
TWITS
Make money in internet market is full of poor idiots and greedy bastards. How’s that for an opening line, eh?
POOR TWIT IS IN A TROUBLE
Some poor twit in a galaxy close close by is in trouble and mistakenly thinks that extra money will be the way out of it. How on earth one is able to get money or make money? Luckily Google knows it, but so does the greedy bastard.
TWIT TRAP
Poor twit lands to a trap set by greedy bastard. It promises lots of money just take a look at that photo of a Rolls Royce and a sunny beach. Has to be the real deal and for limited time only the secret to making money online is available at affordable price 97 USD.
PROMISE THE MOON
Make money online searchers don’t know what they need so they look general solution. Salesmen have always known how to take an advantage of disinformed poor twits. Price it low and sell it fast, just remember to run away so they won’t be coming and asking their money back.
Melody says:
June 9th, 2009 at 12:01 am
That opening line is like..my philosophy lol..It’s hard for me to stay on these sites sometimes because they’re just so full of it!
I honestly just wanna rant about it sometimes on my blog, but I figure that would only make me lose people..I’d have blog titles like “so-and-so is so full of !@#@%”–eloquent right?
Love the picture…man, it’s been awhile since I commented on here–missed ya sarcasm Jake! lol..
Melody’s last blog post..Preview To My New T-shirt Design Line
Jake Stone says:
June 9th, 2009 at 10:49 pm
My magnificent Melody, let me take this opportunity and offer you a chance to have your juiciest fantasy rant published here on Fake Money Blog. I’m not worried of losing readers, because according the latest poll I had two - now I’ve been wondering the past week who the hell is the other one…
So, channel all your anger and frustration here and I’ll publish it as a guest post. If you don’t want to associate your brand with it, then do it incognito.
We have an advertising agency here in Finland, called Incognito - a fact that very few people are aware of. I wonder, why is that?
Melody says:
June 10th, 2009 at 3:41 am
Jake,
My secret hero ;), I’m loving the adjectives your associating with my name, so I figured I’d do the same.
I’ve been waiting for awhile now to rant about Maria Andros, and the other “gurus” that charge thousands for their coaching sessions/events with the claim that they’re “new” to the internet. Funny that Maria Andros was already an experienced marketer, and somehow because she didn’t “know about the internet” people associate that as her being as ignorant as they are with the ability to make overnight money.
Not to mention that I’ve been getting annoyed at some commenters around the blog world who wanted to be a prude about my nude design, and then I find them drooling over naked girls on another site..interesting eh?
Soon enough you and I shall unmask these fools and the world will kneel before our dominance..lol..too much?
Melody’s last blog post..Preview To My New T-shirt Design Line
Jake Stone says:
June 11th, 2009 at 12:21 am
Not nearly enough! Not even one swear word, what kind of a rant is that? Let me help you by writing “that tosser Maria Andros” and “those wankers who identify themselves as keywords” and “these kurus who think that Germanisation is cool just as Kraftwerk is cool”. Ok, that should do it.
By the way, what are you going to wear when our time of dominance arrives?
Insult from the past. Take this you disgustingly perverted prude porn lovers.
Melody says:
June 12th, 2009 at 2:20 pm
Whoa, creepy video…lol
What am I going to wear????? I don’t know, what would be appropriate for world domination–a killer dominatrix outfit? lol jk…
Melody’s last blog post..Preview To My New T-shirt Design Line
Jake Stone says:
June 19th, 2009 at 11:38 am
… a killer dominatrix… now you owe to the internet for writing down such an idea. I expect your next art piece to illustrate such a fabulous visual oasis.
You know, to me the most creepy part of the video is the video jockey and the audience comes as a close second. The actual performance has stood the test of time much much better. How’s your German by the way?
Melody says:
June 19th, 2009 at 2:02 pm
Perhaps that painting shall come to life lol…
My german is non-existent, I’ve been way too Americanized in the “culture” department with only one language under my belt..sheeesh, I need to get out of here! lol..
Melody’s last blog post..Drawing Inspiration From My Old Sketchbook
Jake Stone says:
June 20th, 2009 at 10:10 pm
As some business management guys claim, when you don’t waste your time learning languages you’ll have more time to make money. But let’s get back to that “come to life” and what’s up with that “under my belt”. Looks to me like we have something wonderful to wait for.